A man was walking in a mall. He went up to a beautiful woman and said, "Hello, could you talk to me for a few minutes?". The woman was taken aback. She said, "Excuse me, why would I talk to you just like that?". He said, "Well, my wife is lost and it will take an hour for me to find her in this mall. But if you talk to me for a few minutes, she will find me immediately!"
This is a story which I heard from a guy called the nice Osama on youtube.